Gargle Gargle Surprise


the s-xual practice in which you convince your girlfriend/wife/partner/wh-r- to gargle on your baby gravy, then unexpectedly you uppercut her in the sternum screaming “surprise” and avoiding the consequent rainbow of liquids.
where’s katie?

in hospital with a punctured lung. tyrone went a bit far when he gargle gargle surprised her.

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