GargleFunk


something that you might hear a stoner say.
“hey tye, whats shakin’?”

“garglefunk, b-tch!”
the slimy residue that resides on the back of your throat/tongue after rinsing/gargling your mouth out with an antiseptic mouthwash.
“dude, i swear, every time i use that listerine, i’ve got garglefunk hanging in the back of my throat.”
when you j-zz, sh-t, p-ss, yawn, sneeze, fart, burp, and throw up at the same time. than you put it in a blender and shove into your girlfriend’s v-g-n-. if you don’t have a girlfriend stick it up your -ss.
i garglefunked this girl and she said, “thanks”

one time i was giving head to a guy and he garglefunked on me. i later f-cked him some more cause i like garglefunking.

please, garglefunk me.

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