gargoyle slam


when a female lays at the end of her bed and spreads both of her l-b– lips (similar to gargoyle wings). the male stands on the top of the bed, completes a triple spin (counter clockwise) and then slams his p-n-s into her “spread gargoyle wings”.
male: ” oh , maria let’s do the gargoyle slam!!!”

female: “my l-b–‘s wide open like a gargoyle’s wings flapping in the wind”.

male: 1….2…3… (counting spins)

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