Gargoyling
the act of puking and sh-tting at the same time. derived from the position one must -ssume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.
the combination of montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.
the act of squatting on the top of a keg and drinking from the tap.
she was gargoyling on the keg.
it’s when you go to the toilet in some ramdom bathroom and you need to drop a deuce but the toilet is so gross that you perch yourself on it while your taking a dump.
that bathroom was so nasty i had to perch myself to take a sh-t, total gargoyling.
the act of painting one’s body silver, then at night turning on a light and commencing to jerk in front of a window. when people p-ss by they will see the image of a gargoyle.
when justine walked by my window, she glanced over to see me gargoyling
(v): the act of peering down into a large group of people gathered in a large social setting (typically a bar or party) with the intent of flirting (or picking up) people in the group. usually used as a negative connotation.
the girls were eager to leave the bar when they noticed the group of young men gargoyling them from the 2nd level.
to perch one’s self in a stiff position, while others p-ss.
posted up straight gargoyling.
verb
it’s like “owling” only your naked !
you should flair your nostrals and show teeth
(cover your junk the best you can)
i am gargoyling the side of my tub and posting it on facebook
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