Gariglio


aka gorilla hoe refers to a girl that is broad shouldered, husky like a gorilla, covered in cellulite, may have be born a man or a gorilla (yet to be determined), she has nappy blonde hair, with really small breast. she is almost 30yrs old (still refers to herself as a princess) and feeds on other women’s sloppy seconds, even as young as 19yrs old. some say f-cking her is like putting your d-ck in a bounce house, can’t feel sh-t cuz there is so much room. she is desperate to find a guy that doesn’t have to get p-ss -ss drunk and blind fold himself to f-ck her. she will suck and f-ck any guy who would even let her. be aware she probably carries more stds than a plane that carries the entire carry-on luggage. she is the ultimate rebound girl. she is so ugly, fat and nasty, that once the rebound cycle has occurred, the guy will then realize that nothing is as bad as f-cking a cottage cheese looking cutter b-tt gorilla hoe.
man: i realized something important!

other man: what?

man: nothing is as bad as that gariglio that i hooked up with after i broke up with my girl.

other man: gariglio? you didn’t bro!!! ah f-ckin’ nasty!! you probably should get checked out. i would rather have a really gorilla suck my d-ck rather that that gorilla hoe gariglio.

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