Garlic Scented Penis Cream
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garlic scented p-n-s cream
a special type of p-n-s cream that smells like garlic.
invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: sean wise.
not to be confused with:
– garlic flavored p-n-s cream
– onion scented p-n-s cream
“hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?”
“oh, well bob used some of sean’s special garlic scented p-n-s cream and well …. you don’t want to know the rest.”
by bobthemagnifacent march 03, 2008
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