Garner


garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. he’s s-xy as h-ll, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. he may have some questionable habits, but he’ll make it up to you by giving you the best s-x of your life. #roughisright anyone would be lucky as h-ll to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.
garner is the nicest guy!
yeah, he let me smoke for free!
garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. he’s s-xy as h-ll, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. he may have some questionable habits, but he’ll make it up to you by giving you the best s-x of your life. #roughisright anyone would be lucky as h-ll to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.
garner is the nicest guy!
yeah, he let me smoke for free!
technically there can be two meanings, a garner can be someone who is mentally lost in a mystical realm. this person loves wizards, fairys and goblins. a garner can also be very dumb. this person is c-cky and thinks they know everything. they lose every argument they ever get into, has little to no knowledge about sports.
hey look a new lord of the rings is out, i bet garner will be first row.

hey what’s that guys deal he is horrible at life, he is a garner give him a break
a justin bieber look alike who smokes more ganja than weezy. you can’t even tell when they’re high.
dude, did you see that garner at the party? he was higher than a mother f-ckin’ pelican.

i was so garner yesterday that i woke up today and thought it was yesterday.
the process of being a total bender and playing computer games for eight hours straight
person a: i might pull a garner
person b: bender, why do you wunna play 8 hours for
a direct alternative for fail.
‘dgarner21 commits suicide.’
andyprendy: ah! epic garner!
a twentysomething who abruptly becomes unnaturally conservative for their age.

the term derives from the australian t-tle (‘suddenly 30′) for the jennifer garner film ’13 going on 30’.
she’s become a real garner lately; don’t expect to see her out on a weeknight.

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