Garnish


an extremely unlikeable friend of a friend who you put up with to please your friend –
“im trying to get with this chick – but her friends are the biggest f-cking garnishes… so its not gonna work – her loss”

“amanda is a garnish”
to add a touch of bling to an outfit.
yo n-gg-, you betta garnish that sh-t if you wanna be flossy.
a small group of or a single pubic hair that is stuck to the side of a toilet or urinal.
yo yo yo?!?! who decorated the toilet with dat m-th- f-ckin’ piece of garnish?
to take money out of your account when it is needed at the worst possible time
we are garnishing your bank account.
it is a chutney, similar to tomato sauce, which comes with a $5-00 meal at metropolis, located in hamilton, nz.

it is not a small side salad.

haha jermaine.
“can i please get a tortilla…with garnish”

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