Garrison Goggles


in the military we suffer from something called “garrison goggles” the longer you’re in garrison the better ugly/fat chicks look…total loss of standards…sanity….dignity, hope…

see also: beer goggles
garrison goggles: a man afflicted with garrison googles will hit on any girl in sight no matter what she looks like, at the expense of his pride, self respect, and self esteem.

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