Garrus


garrus vakarian, originally an uptight citadel security officer, joined commander shepard on the search for saren. after saving the citadel, sp-ce, and all of time, garrus returned to the citadel. quickly realizing that the citadel was boring, garrus ventured to omega, the corrupt counterpart to the citadel. while on omega-for approximately two years- me managed to get roughly every citizen of the omega station to want to kill him. commander shepard had to save him from this situation because he was a p-ssy. he decides to join commander shepard’s crew once more, but has a habit of saying “can it wait for a bit? i’m in the middle of calibrations.” garrus, albeit a p-ssy, became famous for his love of calibrating.
i garrused that computer!

stop being so garrus and talk to me.

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