Gartch


more often than not, used as a noun: “to gartch”; i.e. to moan, gripe, whinge, whine, or inanely ramble with blatant disregard for the public at large. generally, if one uses the word “gartch”, one would be derogatorily speaking about an unpleasant humanoid that is “p-ssing you off” m-ssively by talking “sh-te”.

please note: the noun form of gartch can easily be used as a present continuous verb, or a proper noun. qqq.

gartch. you know it.
e.g.

clerk 1: “what’s this kn-b head gartching on about?!!!!”

clarky 2: “dunno, mate. he’s just being a proper gartcher.”

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