Gartelman


a term used to describe a person that exceeds the normal douchebag status. a gartelman is normally a frequent liar and, in many cases, dates freshman sl-ts.

the term “gartelman” can only be used to describe a person that is seen on a regular basis and that is a very large piece of douche that cannot be ignored.
“joe, quit being such a gartelman”

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