Garter Belt Champion
the garter toss champion is the lucky guy who catches the brides garter at a wedding reception. this is a huge honor, which gives the recipient the t-tle of designated drinker at the next wedding. other acceptable prizes for winning the garter toss include unsolicited bridesmaid bl-wj-bs.
dude, i can’t wait for jonny and kristi’s wedding! i’m gonna do all i can to become the garter belt champion. the spoils of victory will be worth the months of training.
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