garty


a party or gathering that mainly consists of gay attendees and fruit flies.

some spell it “gardy” but that is just incorrect.
hey, want to check out that house garty in the castro? i heard it’s vampire themed!

like oh em gee, did you see what stan wore to last night’s garty? it totally made him look fat.

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