garwondler
man’s head, woman’s br–sts, “architecture sucks” t-shirt, courtesy of arhinect.com, and an elephant’s head for a p-n-s. garwondler is a mythical creature, seen only on rare occasions.
ap – “oh sh-t. it’s a garwondler!”
gar-wund-lr (noun) – the taking of disseperate parts and combining them to form a single, unified ent-ty. see also voltron.
pangolin is the spoken language of the garwondler.
oe – b-tch stoll my garwondler!
ohran ayyuce – rad garwondler is the sign of rapidly spreading architectural revolution.
this one will be broadcasted…
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