garwood
a very large obese/fat guy.
big gut hanging over pants.
he sure has alot of garwood!
a very small town in new jersey. spelled backwards garwood is doowrag! there are 5,000 residents in doowrag, i mean garwood! garwood is nestled between westfield and cranford. garwood does not have its own high school.
westfield kid: “yo, let’s go hang out in garwood”
cranford kid: “you mean doowrag…ha ha ha”
a small town in new jersey, most everyone from garwood is pretty awesome. the town is laid back and very chill. most think of garwood as being a poor town, but thats only because its surrounded by sn-bby -sshole towns that are “rich”. theres so much to do in garwood, and a lot of places to eat for such a small town, all in all, its probably the sickest and most real town in union county
-garwood backwards is doowrag, were automatically better than you-
bob: “lets chill in garwood, im so bored”
bill: “lets move to garwood, its so f-cking awesome!!”
an annoying person who every once in a while will be pretty cool.
dude, james just harpooned brendan and then invited him to a party. what a garwood.
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