Gary Noob


a member of the community with little hair, a gary noob is tardy on a regular basis. seriously challenged mentally and physically a gary noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. enjoys pokemon, toy soldiers and riding hand.
person 1: robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
person 2: yeah, he’s such a gary noob.

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