gas bomb
the act of sitting on a hard surface when in dire need of a poo. usually required when one finds themself far away from a toilet. doing a gas bomb hopefully will allay the impending dump for a few minutes until you can find an appropriate recepticle. gr-ss is not a recommended surface as it is too soft.
warning – a gas bomb performed incorrectly or at too late a moment may cause skidmarks.
many gas bombs were commited on the low walls outside peoples houses in charlton kings, cheltenham in the late 70’s.
person a: what are you sitting down?
person b: i’m doing a gas bomb.
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