gas leak
this procedure requires a guy to be f-cking a girl in the -ss doggy style, as he thrusts in and out, the girls -sshole naturally releases gas, if he pulls out too much during some thrusts, this could result in an explosion of sh-t everywhere (see, “oil spill”) candles, smoking, or any other flammable objects should not be used in conjunction with this act.
as i banged her harder and harder in the -ss, the gas leak got worse.
when 10 or more farts are released within a 30 minute time period.
bro, i’ve been farting all night long, total gas leak.
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