gas station


mexican restaurant
i got some gas plus eating at the julios gas station
wanting s-x and filling your man gravy into a womans v-g-n-. hose=d-ck, gas=c-m, nossel on car=v-g-n-
“come over and i’ll bring you to the gas station” basically a s-x call
when you have to sh-t, but your at a friends house, so you go to the gas station.
tyler: i feel sick.

me: are you actually sick, or do you have “the gas stations”
when one f-cks one in the -ss, and after one -j-c-l-t-s in the -n-s, they then urinate in the now gaping -n-s
eric’s boyfriend took him to the gas station last night, if you know what i mean
an instrument of destruction; the choice weapon for multi-billion dollar industries in the usa.

they raise prices several times a day. sometimes peaking at $100 a gallon.
-did you go get gas today at the gas station?
-no, it’s too expensive. it’s about $40 a gallon right now!
-holy cr-p! i’d rather spend some money on a male stripper.
-me too, man. guys are more fun than going bankrupt.

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