gash stache (def., noun): an artfully-manicured pubic adornment above a woman’s v*g*n*. this may include the hitler, the popular landing strip, a cl*ssic inverted triangle, the suggestive “v”, a 19th century handlebar f*ckstache, or a variety of fun shapes depending on the steady hand and precision grooming equipment. a clean shave is always welcome, but a fun little patch of fur above the v-zone can be a great touch. the bin laden beard however, is not.
~a sensational new word from andybones, aka paulallenscard- lovingly tending to g-spots & cl*toris (pl.-cl*tori?) since boot-cut jeans were in style~
a cute little “gash stache” is a nice change of pace between the bald weeks ladies, don’t be a slave to the wax strip.
- mathematical allergy
when you are repulsed by the sight of any numerals or symbols—for a fraction of a second, your brain feels frozen, before you can take control of your sensory organs. on his wife’s persuasion, ken finally joined “mathophobia anonymous”—he’s been diagnosed with an acute form of mathematical allergy.
n. someone who likes f*cking trash. v. to f*ck somewhere really dirt; to f*ck in really dirty conditions. (n) i keep seeing that same fmuck in my garbage can and it is really triggering me. (v) yeah, we fmucked. it was really hot
- yolo cheating
when several students decide to work together to cheat on an exam, but they’re all wrong. maybe yolo cheating wasn’t such a good idea
- second hand
“a girl friend, or wife.” if we’re getting more urban with it, but it could apply to any friend, partner, helper etc. who would maybe say the same about you, in an equally endearing but dominant gesture. “he’s my second hand around here.”, so it could be a son on the farm who also knows […]