Gashpoint

a subtle change to the phrase cash point.

a nightclub, pub, wh-r- house, anywhere you expect to have more than it’s fair share of f-nny.

any place knee deep in clunge.
“we need to go to the nearest gash point”

“i need a gash point now !”

” i need to go to the gash point..” “why ?” ” i need to get some gash”
an automated teller machine (atm) that charges it’s users for the privilege of drawing out cash. usually located a long distance from its free equivalent (cashpoint), it is designed to force the user to have to pay money in order to obtain money.
“gotta get some cash mate, is that an atm down there?”

“yeah, but it’s a gashpoint.”

“b-ll-cks, i’ll wait until i get into town then.”
a scoring system designed to allow the fair distribution of s-xual favours. gash points may be achieved by the display of wit, athleticism, physical attributes (ie’ genitals) intelligence, skills and wealth.
playing the guitar while doing pressups? that’s worth twenty gash points!
a situation arising when one’s female consort has control over one’s actions through the usually underfulfilled incentive of f-ckual relations. usually occurs when one does not consider oneself worthy of one’s gash. a mix of the words ‘gash’, meaning v-g-n-, and ‘gunpoint’, suggesting an action to be absolutely obligatory.
yeah… man, lucy’s got dave at gashpoint these days.
where gash or more commonly cash is dispensed..
yo danny hume lets go to the gash point and get some gash..