Gasm
an exceedingly cool guy who makes girls -rg-sm by the wink of an eye. he is the embodiment of a “cool dood”. he has enormous muscles, is in a fraternity, and loves the number 69. he is often confused with the famous south park character, eric cartman. most importantly the gasm never forgets to “finger check”
his friends call him “gasm”…. im going for it.
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“gasm” is a root word meaning intense. it is commonly combined to form joygasm, -rg-sm, -ssgasm, etc.
wow, syrup traps.
-wafflegasm-
a suffix that can be attached to just about any noun in the english language.
you can have a shoegasm, chocogasm, hottiegasm, hippiegasm, musigasm, artgasm.
whatever makes you “cream your jeans”, persay. just shorten the word up and stick gasm on the end and you can use it as a noun.
“i had a total musigasm when i went to the string cheese incident show at bonnaroo.”
suffix used to describe the elated feeling caused by a particular item, which can be attached to any noun to create the desired effect.
that hawaiian bread is so freaking good, every time i eat it i get a breadgasm.
i was walking through the department store, when i ran across this huge clearance sale… i almost had a sale-gasm.
suffix for something that is extremely good.
ie tonguegasm – something tasting extremely good
(ga-z-em) v.
-rg-sm.
cool internet people often use this randomly when something interesting or note-worthy happens.
aim conversation:
darkneko009: hey look! we are in the urban dictionary! :d
logicalroit: -‘gasmz-
a suffix that, when added to any word, describes a strong feeling of comfort, pleasure, or relief.
a suffix that, when added to any word, describes the sound one makes in -ssociation with a strong feeling of comfort, pleasure, or relief.
stretch-gasm : the sound that one makes, or the feeling one gets after a good morning stretch.
chair-gasm : the feeling that one gets when the leather recliner is kicked back and the back m-ssager is on.
yawn-gasm : the sound that one makes after a particularly satisfying yawn.
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