gaston college
a school that everyone has attended but no one has wanted to. a place where you realize 7 years down the road you’re only half way to your -ssociates and you probably should’ve taken a summer semester.
or
a slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they’re still the good h-rny toads they raised them to be.
charlie: i’m going to gaston college later, wanna come?
max: aw c’mon man you had a 2.7 gpa you could’ve at least made it into uncc
charlie: nah bro we’re going to spark up some poot floats
max: oh it’s lit fam
charlie: vape me to life
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