gastrognome
a connoisseur of fine food and wine, who is small and ugly.
michael winner.
michael winner: waiter! this steak is diabolical. it is clearly medium rare when i specified medium! the pasta course was unimaginative and barely tepid, and as for the soup, it was redolent of a montmartre fille du joie’s v-g-n-l secretions after a hard night’s work.
waiter: what do you expect in a travelodge? bl–dy gastrognome. -spits on desert-
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