gastronome


n. the proper scientific term for individuals who consume gourmet or upper-cl-ss food and drink for recreational or self-deceptive purposes; also known as “foodies”. these people may also refer to themselves as “gastronomists”, but don’t listen to them.
you: “i guess you could call me a foodie, or gastronome, or even a gastronomist!”
me: “i’m going to call you a pretentious fat t-rd instead.”

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