gastrophiliac


one who has s-x with food.
i walked into my roommates room and found cartons of lo mein noodles. in the corner of the room i saw what seemed to look like a body. upon closer inspection i realized it was clothing stuffed with lo mein noodles with the crotch cut out of the pants for s-xual intercourse. oh snap! he is a gastrophiliac. f$#%.

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