Gastropod
a morbidly obese person. coined by monty burns to describe a 300lb homer simpson.
“smithers, who is this gastropod?”
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- Data Hoarder
the it person in the company that holds a little known data base with all the key information. they use it to their advantage without sharing with others. lincoln is a data h–rder !!! he looks so smart because he has the mb database with all the workstation information. funny he doesn’t give anyone else […]
- Gault
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doing something epic in the cl-ssiest form possible “man, im hailing to the king on your mom.”
- muddy mike
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