gastrosexual
a term used to describe men who cook, taking the household ch-r- part away from it, and turning it more into a hobby, used to impress friends and prospective partners. more and more, women are finding a partner’s ability to cook as important as other attractive features (looks, personality, status, income, etc.)
my friend pat hosts large dinner parties at least once a month. he makes fancy tapas and serves them with wine he paired himself. what a gastros-xual!
gordon ramsay is a gastros-xual.
men who use their culinary skills to impress their friends and potential love interests.
brian’s in the kitchen with the girls showing off his new blender. he’s such a gastros-xual
a man who sees cooking as a hobby and not just a ch-r-.
deeply p-ssionate about -n-lysis and innovation and creativity in cuisine.
may often dress like a metros-xual, and itsn’t afraid to explore his artistic side and even feminine side through cooking.
jamie oliver, gordon ramsey, heston blumenthal, rex newmark, keith floyd are all examples of the gastros-xual.
word made up by pr bods to attempt to boost popularity and editorial value of mediocre food products.
follows general marketing/ pr rule of thumb that if you can’t think of a word that fits what you’re describing, then just make up a new word, either by adding ‘s-xual’ or ‘ability’ to the end of it. see also campaignability
this product really speaks to those gastros-xuals out there who want to show their friends how skilled they are in the kitchen.
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