Gates middle school
a school in scituate, m-ssachusetts for grades 7 and 8. the teachers who are all -sses, except for the former princ-p-l who p-ssed away in a car crash march 2010. the school is filled with boys who smoke pot and all the girls are sl-ts that cant act their age and dont know the difference between undergarments and clothing. if their not a sl-t there probably overweight and puggy. except for the few down to earth students most have their head and the clouds and focus on partying and making out with boys then school work and their future.
gates middle school fun facts
grades average = d+
sl-tty girls= 90 %
pot head boys=75%
annoying teachers = 95%
a lame school in scituate, ma. n-body gives a cr-p about anything but hooking up and getting wasted. there are a few kids that are nice but the total count is about 10. most girls are sl-ts that will make out with anybody. most girls wear disgustingly short shorts or jeans with rips on the thighs. their tops are way too low cut and show much more than any guy wants to see (even the little man sl-ts). during the winter their uniform is uggs and a northface. most girls are preppy b-tches. most guys only care about pot and their girlfriends.
people think they are so cool because they say “mad chill” or “ill.”
most weekends are spent getting high or drunk and bragging to all of their friends.
most people brag about bad grades such as a d-.
people here are stupid. they take cr-ps on the bathroom floor and smoke weed in the bathroom too.
most teachers suck but there are a few nice ones.
most people here will:
a]be a drug dealer
b]be a prost-tute
c]work at mcdonalds
boy 1: did you hook up with that girl from gates middle school?
boy 2: who hasn’t?!
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