gates of Heaven


where every man aspires to p-ss through. pearly panty gates is my personal term.

see: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, c-ckpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl sp-ce, c-m depository, c-m dumpster, c-ntcake, c-nt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front b-m, fly catcher, f-ckhole, garage, gash, golden doorway, grand canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of h-ll, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love c-n-l, lower lips, meat wallet, m-ff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, p-ssy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, sn-tch, sp-ce, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, tw-t, undercut, v-g-n-, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
i was granted p-ssage through the gates of heaven!

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