Gatesware


any version of microsoft “windows” an upgrade such as vista actually being a downgrade – usually from the viewpoint of a smarter advanced apple mac user.
pee cee user to mac user: my computer won’t work.
mac user: what version of gatesware are you using? and why don’t you get a “real” computer.

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