Gatfish
when the male submissive species of the catfish tinder family branches out and creates a new single organic specie… his ultimate goal, to raise a family of schnauzers and cook a potjie in his snood – look up glucks, gluckman for a reference
the gatfish was trolling on tinder and found a worthy fish… he swiped right and made some caviar
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