gatormilk


a tasty mix of milk and gatorade.
suggested recipe calls for 2/3 of solution to be gatorade, preferably glacier freeze, and 1/3 to be pure milk. in fact, physically squeezing the milk out of the cow, into the gatorade, produces the best results.
it tastes quite good, sort of like a blueberry shake, but it is suggested that it is drank in the first two minutes after its production.
penny: “the gatormilk tastes sour!”
al: “it looks weird…”
johnny: “quick! you’re supposed to drink it in the first two minutes after you mix the gatorade and the milk!”
glenn: “hurry up and drink the f-cking gatormilk!!!”
al: “that tasted like sh-t!”
norm (from the bathroom): “i have diarrhea!!!!!!!!!!!”
al: “f-ck!”

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