Gavid kelp


a really p-ssy kid who doesnt do anything bad. you usually use it to convince somone to do somthing bad or say it after they are acting p-ssy
person1: lets go steal stuff from savemart.
person2: (plays a fake ringtone and is pretending to talk to his mom)uh h-llo,ok bye. sorry guys i have to go home.
person1:gavid,gavid kelp!

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