Gay before bed


the act of masturbating before bed, ‘gay’ referring guys playing with their p-n-s etc.

made famous by ultimate force, an english tv show about the sas in which cpl ricky man has an inside joke with cpl louis hoffman – he generally follows it with ‘they love it, they do, they love it’
well this is a paraphrase of 1 scene from ultimate force…

cpl ricky mann walks in camera shot carrying vaseline

ricky: here, this should work on the c4 detonators, and get you through a couple of games of gay before bed”

cpl louis hoffman: -smirks immaturely-

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