gay boner


1. if a gay person has an erection, he has a gay b-n-r.
2. if any person has an erection that resembles a gay persons erection, it can be considered a gay b-n-r.
earnest (gay): oh herby, i have such a gay b-n-r.
herby (not gay): i have a gay b-n-r too, earnest.
the occurrence of one’s p-n-s becoming erect as a result of h-m–erotic touching/playing, thinking of men engaging in h-m–erotic acts, or viewing such h-m–erotic acts.
hershman got a gayb-n-r when futch gooch-grabbed him after drinking some arbor mist wine coolers.

after watching grey’s anatomy, ballen had to run to the bathroom to relieve himself of his gayb-n-r.
a gay person’s b-n-r. also, an adjective that describes pretty much anything in a negative way. a noun that also means “dumbf-ck.”
that man must be gay, because he has a gayb-n-r.

emos are gayb-n-rs.

those drones in halo 2 are straight-up gayb-n-r.

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