Gay But Not Gay Best Friend
a friend so close, you can send nudes and they’ll either compliment you in a way that’s uplifting, and not s-xual, or they’ll make fun of you because they’re an -sshole. the will talk about the guys you talk to, and act like they want in their pants, bends most of them want in your pants. it’s a balancement for you. your gay but not gay best friend, would reply to a random person who attempts to get with you, or they would reply to nudes someone random has sent you. they will probably roast you from time to time because of the mistakes you’ve made. which friends don’t remind other friends of their mistakes, but a gay but not gay best friend will, so perhaps you’ll be reminded, and learn from the mistakes you’ve made. if one of your exes that cheated on you tries to get back with you… you’re gay but not gay best friend will confront him, so you don’t have to say anything. a gay but not gay best friend, is a friend for life. cherish them, and call them an -sshole from time to time. can also be pr-nounced (not gay but gay best friend)
my gay but not gay best friend told my ex to f-ck off, and suck on a std infested cl-t.
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