gay by desperation


when a straight guy is so desperate for action that he succ-mbs to s-xual activities with another man because, as anyone who hit p-b-rty knows, every guy is a h-rny mother-f-cker.
person a: “dude, i haven’t gotten any poon in almost two years. i’m ready to do something gay by desperation.”

person b: “dude, i know how you feel. you can crash at my place tonight if you’re feeling lonely.”

person a: “only if i can crash and burn…in your -ss!”

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