Gay Cheese


a thick, whitish-yellow substance that looks like it came from two gay people making love.
carl: eww, what’s that on the table?

scott: it’s gay cheese! don’t let gay people have s-x on your kitchen table carl!
something that should be nice, but isnt atall
oh f-ck, this milk/bread/gig/festival is off. its turned to f-king gay cheese!
something that should be nice, but isnt atall
oh f-ck, this milk/bread/gig/festival is off. its turned to f-king gay cheese!

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