Gay-Gurt
a gay-gurt is when a male -j-c-l-t-s into a condom and the partner eats said -j-c-l-t- from it as if eating a go-gurt.
there’s nothing wrong having a little bit of gay-gurt after your bro finishes. note: there is something gay about it
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