Gay-osis
oh no, looks like you have contracted gay-osis. this is a contagious incurable disease that is a result of watching too much internet pr-n. this being said, all men on the internet will eventually become gay-ized. now that you are infected, your only choices is to attend a gay support group. good luck.
guy 1: d-mn man, i’ve been watching so much p-rn lately
guy 2: careful man, you might contract gay-osis
guy 1: my wifes v-g-n- isn’t appealing to me anymore…
guy 2: oh, too bad, you seem to have contracted gay-osis from watching too much internet p-rn
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