Gay Oven
a woman who – unbeknownst to her at initiation of the relationship – has had two or more boyfriends break up with her resulting from coming out of the closet.
marry – hey mark, so i hear your going out with heather?
mark – yeah, its great – she’s so nice and cute.
marry – so… when are you going to come out of the closet?
mark – what!?!!?! uhgghhh… what are you talking about?
marry – you know heather is a gay oven right? her last 3 boyfriends broke up with her because they were gay.
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