Gay Republican


1. dumb-ss, r-t-rd, self-hater, etc.
1. that gay republican is such a f-cktard; he doesn’t even realize that the rest of his political party hates his -ss.
theoretically, no gay republican politicians exist because the gop is a pro-“family values”, christianist party which despises lgbt people.

in reality, about 45.3412% of male republican politicians (and climbing) rilly want some of that viking love but act like h-m-phobic d-cks in public in a desperate attempt to hide their secret attractions. ’til they get caught in a “compromising position”, that is.
“_i am not gay!_” — protest of self-identified not-gay gay republican in state senator phil hinkle, who attempted to have a business s-xual relationship with a young man hinkle contacted on craigslist. hinkle was subsequently outed to his wife by the other man after hinkle gave the man his smartphone in a state of panic. (2011)

see also: larry craig, tom foley, troy king, roy ashburn, etc. urban dictionary could have a spin-off site with just gay republican follies.

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