Gay Scale


a scale of how gay someone is. a gay scale may look like this:

straight/heteros-xual–heteroflexible–bi/bis-xual–h-m-flexible/lesbis-xual–gay/h-m-s-xual/lesbian
shirly: how gay am i?
carolyn: what do you mean?
shirly: idk. just use the gay scale.
carolyn: you’re lesbiflexible!

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