Gay-Shock


an adverse violent reaction to an unexpected c-ck.

gay-shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.
lawyer: can you please explain to the court what happened next?

defendant: i really thought she was a woman, and she didn’t tell me otherwise. when i took “her” pants down and saw a d-ck, i experienced gay-shock and just saw red.

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