gay speak

(gay-speek)n. communication between h-m-s-xual males (usually in private) who speak in a familiar manner that comes across, initially ,as polite discourse but it is usually loaded with rancor and/or sarcasm

tod: “hey queen. don’t you look lovely today”
ted: “thank you miss thing! i do don’t i?”
tim: “you two are a real mess.”
tod: “what’s her problem? didn’t get any last night?”
ted: “whatever! the b-tch thinks she’s all that…”
tim: “you girls work my nerves with all that gayspeak. you sound like a couple of black women.”
tad: “you know what they say honey: trapped inside every gay man is a black female entertainer.”
tim and tod: “thank you honey!”
cr-ppy f-cking talk used by losers who never see the sun, have annoying voices, and pwn noobs in counterstrike. example: www.pwned.nl
zeal whatever the f-ck your name is: rofl look at me 1 34t 5-1t \003!?!@># teh pplz @ jippii.c0m r f-gz! dey sp33k gai spe3| you are such a colon-head.
also known as leet speak, an art that takes normal words and replaces the leter with ascii characters that resemble the letters of the word
1337 – leet
roxor – |20><0|2 some odd speech used by random people that are either cool or nerdy. 5|-||_|7 7|-|3 |=|_|(|< |_|? |_| |)|_||\/||3 455 |_||\|1337 |)|(|<|-|34|)!!! = shut the f-ck up u dumb -ss unleet d-ckhead!!! also known as netspeak, it aint gay, jus because someone has p-ssed you off by talking in it and you cant understand it doesnt make it gay. so in short: 5|-||_|7 7|-|3 |=|_|(|< |_|? |_| |)|_||\/||3 455 |_||\|1337 |)|(|<|-|34|)!!! i kin speak 1337 n u cant, u uneducated n00bs!