Gayhem


n. the act of drawing reactions from heteros-xuals by doing things characteristic of a h-m-s-xual
“dennis, i implore you, stop this gayhem! people actually think you’re gay now!”
a term used by idiots to describe maniac’s second era in the ill-strious black metal band mayhem.
get your c-ck out of that tape player’s -ss, i don’t like maniac in gayhem!
general insanity of the gay variety. usually used in describing the actions of an oppossing group, or when describing a horrible event in one’s life.
“hey d-ld-face, how’s the party?”
it was great until you showed up, senor douche. now it’s just gayhem.”

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