gayken
noun or verb.
noun:one who is extremely anxious, enthusiastic, and p-ssionate for gay s-x. inspired by clay aiken-like men who often engage in attention seeking activites such as karaoke, bowling, yoga, and interperative dance. a gaken can be identified by his use of eyeliner, skinny jeans, a “hammas-style” checkered scarf, and a flare for drama. a gaken without s-x can be extremely volative and pr-ne to random public outbursts.
verb: to display very s-xual behavior in the hopes of recieving hot gay s-x.
“i went to the bar last night ’cause i was aching for some gayken.”
“i saw a gayken freaking out yesterday at trader joe’s because they didn’t have any soy milk.”
“that dude might be gay. his dance moves scream gayken.”
“i’m gayken for some breedlovin.”
gayken – gay and taken.
nick: did you see jake’s new relationship status?
matt: yeah he’s so lucky he’s gayken!
sammy: i’m so upset!
maria: why?
sammy: jake is gayken!
maria: what’s gayken?
sammy: gay and taken!
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