gaylaid


to intercept or attack from ambush, as in order to rob, seize, or slay but only by a h-m-s-xual.
last night i got gaylaid by tim brown.

Read Also:

  • GeoDomain

    a web domain rooted in a specific geographic region. important as local portals for small businesses to drive customer traffic from neighbouring areas. i drive traffic to my website and my store through a powerful geodomain, the sudbury virtual mall…

  • German Circle

    a trio of s-x acts that can be performed in a loop, creating a s-xual hula hoop. it starts out with multiple performances of the frankfurt shuffle by both partners until fully aroused. this is followed by the man eating out the woman in true munster muncher style until she comes, after which the man […]

  • ghetto manicure

    a french manicure using wite-out instead of white nail polish to color the tips of the nails. i saw trish giving herself a ghetto manicure earlier. i’m -ssuming she’s got another cheap date tonight. a french manicure using wite-out instead of white nail polish to color the tips of the nails. i saw trish giving […]

  • Gibbit Gibbit

    a term used when talking about s-xual intercourse. it’s most effective when paired with pelvic thrusting and pumping of the arms. dude 1: “hey man did you gibbit gibbit that girl last night?” (while thrusting pelvis and pumping arms) dude 2: “h-ll yeah that -ss was juicy!”

  • Gardak!

    disposition to solitude; a feeling of depression resulting from being alone. “is there a word in klingon for loneliness? ah yes. gardak!”


Disclaimer: gaylaid definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.